Signs

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ParaDOX Posted: 05-08-2007 12:32 PM

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."  

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 In a Podiatrist's office: 

"Time wounds all heels."  

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : 

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  

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On another Septic Tank Truck: 

"We're #1 in the #2 business"  

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At a Proctologist's door: 

"To expedite your visit please back in." 

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On a Plumber's truck: 

"We repair what your husband fixed."  

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On another Plumber's truck: 

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."  

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On a Church's Billboard: 

"7 days without God makes one weak."  

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  

"Invite us to your next blowout."  

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:  

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"  

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At a Towing company: 

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."  

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On an Electrician's truck: 

"Let us remove your shorts."  

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In a Nonsmoking Area: 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."  

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On a Maternity Room door: 

"Push. Push. Push." 

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At an Optometrist's Office :  

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."  

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On a Taxidermist's window: 

"We really know our stuff."  

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On a Fence: 

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"  

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At a Car Dealership: 

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."  

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Outside a Muffler Shop: 

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."  

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  

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At the Electric Company : 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.   However, if you don't, you will be."  

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In a Restaurant window :  

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."  

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home : 

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."  

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At a Propane Filling Station ,  

"Thank heaven for little grills."  

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And don't forget the sign at a

Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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lol, great
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Troop replied on 05-11-2007 10:07 PM

Here's my favorite.

Funny Sign

http://www.paradisesgarage.com/mcweb2/photos/troop/images/2372/original.aspx[/IMG]

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lol those sings are funny. i like em

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the number you have reached, 9 - 1 - 1, has been changed, to an unpublished number

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haha those are great.

 

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