Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have...

Budweiser has a series of radio and TV commercials that have been going on for years. Some of them are hilarious! http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audioRMOG.htm I found this site while looking for information on an old Sierra-Online Game called Torin's Passage. It's a GREAT Game!. I played it years...