https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspxGot Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?enCommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1195.aspxSun, 26 Aug 2007 23:15:01 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1195DontShoot0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1195.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=1195<p>&nbsp;</p>lol<div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1190.aspxFri, 24 Aug 2007 23:53:30 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1190Troop0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1190.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=1190<p>LAWL!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1188.aspxFri, 24 Aug 2007 10:48:36 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1188INOX0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1188.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=1188<p>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... <br />Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? </p> <p>Officer: Ma&#39;am, you were speeding. </p> <p>Older Woman: Oh, I see. </p> <p>Officer: Can I see your license please? </p> <p>Older Woman: I&#39;d give it to you but I don&#39;t have one. </p> <p>Officer: Don&#39;t have one? </p> <p>Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. </p> <p>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. </p> <p>Older Woman: I can&#39;t do that. </p> <p>Officer: Why not? </p> <p>Older Woman: I stole this car. </p> <p>Officer: Stole it? </p> <p>Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. </p> <p>Officer: You what? </p> <p>Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see </p> <p>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. </p> <p>Officer 2: Ma&#39;am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. </p> <p>Older woman: Is there a problem sir? </p> <p>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. </p> <p>Older Woman: Murdered the owner? </p> <p>Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. </p> <p>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. </p> <p>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma&#39;am? </p> <p>Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. </p> <p>The officer is quite stunned.. </p> <p>Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. </p> <p>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. </p> <p>The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. </p> <p>Officer 2: Thank you ma&#39;am, one of my officers told me you didn&#39;t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. </p> <p>Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. </p><div style="clear:both;"></div>