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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Stress Relief - Humor/Fun</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspx</link><description>Got Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>Re: Billy Bob and Bubba</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1285.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:33:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1285</guid><dc:creator>DaBoobah</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1285.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=1285</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;LMAO! wow.. sad for the lil farmer lol..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Billy Bob and Bubba</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1284.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:25:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1284</guid><dc:creator>Troop</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1284.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=1284</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;LAWL.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Billy Bob and Bubba</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1283.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:08:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1283</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1283.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=1283</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Two rednecks are hunting, as they are walking they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it, and are amazed by it&amp;#39;s size. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Then Billy Bob says &amp;quot; Dang, that&amp;#39;s some hole, I can&amp;#39;t even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?&amp;quot; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bubba says&amp;quot; I don&amp;#39;t know, let&amp;#39;s throw sumthin&amp;#39; down it, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Billy Bob says &amp;quot; Hey, here&amp;#39;s an old car transmission here, give me a hand and we&amp;#39;ll throw it in&amp;quot;. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;They pick it up and carry it over, count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Turning around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and jump in head first.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;While they stand there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;quot;Say there&amp;quot;, says the farmer, &amp;quot;you fellers didn&amp;#39;t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;The first redneck says &amp;quot; Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat come a runnin&amp;#39; out of the bushes and jumped headfirst into this big ol&amp;#39; hole!&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;And the old farmer said, &amp;quot; Why that&amp;#39;s impossible, I had him chained to an old transmission.&amp;quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>