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Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

Cash — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:45:36 GMT

i could take on 30 5 year olds... i use to do tae kwon do.... :-D

Approximately 145,567 people died worldwide on December 16, 1988. (should i feel bad?)

Approximately 146,569 people died worldwide on March 19, 1990. (my gf's isn't that much different. but looks like she's more morbid... haha)

Congratulations! Your body is 75% effective as a human shield.

You Have a 68% Chance of Survival!

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4315!

i rock...

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DaBoobah — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:50:09 GMT

Doded:

The reason that you have a high chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, is because zombies have a weak for cross-dressers. And since your fat butt blocks all incoming missiles, you would be quite effective as a human shield too.
And the only reason why your dead body is worth so much, is because it's full of lead after dark is done with you. hmmph

Damn doded! Why are you so mean to me!!! I thought you had let go of this cross-dresser thing!!! And please, don't be laughing at my fatt butt, it's kind of a sensitive subject to me

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

Doded — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:32:55 GMT

This is a weird game. It's so not reality based.

Try this site: http://www.howmanyhyenasdoesittaketokill50005yearolds.nl

The answer I got was 11.7 hyenas.

Other stats I got:

- Zombies have a 0.0012% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse when hyenas are in town

- Hyenas are 100% effective as a shield for Doded

- A hyena's dead body is worth... more than yours.

Now that's a fun game. (PS. site might not work if you're not an hyena)

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

Troop — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:18:15 GMT

Ouch. Shot down. Hard. (Like there's a soft way to be shot down by a Hyenapult).

Just so you know, I'm not only useless in games, I'm even more useless in real life!

I can take on 16 five year olds.
I have a 43% chance to survive a zombie apocalypse.
I am 31% effective as a human shield.

Uhhh...my dead body is worth $5550, however I do prefer to be kept alive for the rest of my life.

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

Doded — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:41:05 GMT

DaBoobah:
lol thx..

so.. i took those other tests and:

88% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse (Resident Evil, here I come!)
85% to be used effectively as a Human Shield (I'm not sure I like that one)
$5400 for my Dead Body (Yes, I know.. I'm sexy )

The reason that you have a high chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, is because zombies have a weak for cross-dressers. And since your fat butt blocks all incoming missiles, you would be quite effective as a human shield too.
And the only reason why your dead body is worth so much, is because it's full of lead after dark is done with you. hmmph

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DarkAstraea — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:19:58 GMT

psh...i aint your ordinary zombie....u've seen me in cs i'll speed hax u like there's a paradox in town

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DaBoobah — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:56:15 GMT

lol.. forget it.. 1st thing im gonna do is hunt u down and THEN im gonna find a nice place to hide lol..

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DarkAstraea — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:04:13 GMT

lol frenchy.....i am so gonna kill u first when i turn into a zombie

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

tensa zangetsu — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:21:33 GMT

i got 73% chances of survivng a zombie attack (not terribly good odds)

53% effectiveness as a human shield

and my dead body would be worth $4675

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

tensa zangetsu — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:12:51 GMT

aww man i can only take on 23 kids

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DaBoobah — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:56:43 GMT

lol thx..

so.. i took those other tests and:

88% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse (Resident Evil, here I come!)
85% to be used effectively as a Human Shield (I'm not sure I like that one)
$5400 for my Dead Body (Yes, I know.. I'm sexy )

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DarkAstraea — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:38:47 GMT

scroll down fool!

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DaBoobah — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:33:52 GMT

lol yeah.. im BAD

but uhm.. where do u take those quizzes at??

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DarkAstraea — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:02:19 GMT

lol ur a bad boy frenchy =O

Other stats that i did:

64% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse
60% to be used effectively as a Human Shield
$4515 for my Dead Body

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

DaBoobah — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:05:00 GMT

oh well.. i got 28.. is that supposed to be good or bad??