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&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Murphy's Lesser known laws</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1958.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:57:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1958</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1958.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=1958</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;ol&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Light travels faster than sound.&amp;nbsp; This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don&amp;#39;t.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting some thing right, there&amp;#39;s a 90% probability you&amp;#39;ll get it wrong.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,&amp;nbsp; some one would be stupid enough to try to pass them,&amp;nbsp; five or&amp;nbsp; six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A fine is a tax for doing wrong.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A tax is a fine for doing well.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren&amp;#39;t smart enough to get out of jury duty.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>