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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Stress Relief - Humor/Fun</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspx</link><description>Got Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>Re: Apple Tries to Silence Exploading iPod Owner</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2917.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:13:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:2917</guid><dc:creator>Troop</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2917.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=2917</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#39;s why I bought a sansa clip. :D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Apple Tries to Silence Exploading iPod Owner</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2899.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:30:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:2899</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2899.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=2899</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Ouch!...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope none of my iPods explode!, I&amp;#39;m not a huge Apple fan as it is...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Apple Tries to Silence Exploading iPod Owner</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2895.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:44:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:2895</guid><dc:creator>DarkAstraea</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/2895.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=2895</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&amp;quot;The Times in London reports that Apple attempted to silence a father and daughter with a gagging order
after the child&amp;#39;s iPod music player exploded and the family sought a
refund from the company. Well, at least they&amp;#39;re not Microsoft. Or
something.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/personal_tech/article6736587.ece"&gt;(Click Me)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Gotta love Apple&amp;#39;s phailing technology.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>