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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Stress Relief - Humor/Fun</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspx</link><description>Got Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1758.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:52:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:1758</guid><dc:creator>Cash</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/1758.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=1758</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/Themes/darkside/images/icon-quote.gif"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;INOX:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Harry is smarter than me. I got them all wrong too.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;x2&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/642.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:36:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:642</guid><dc:creator>Scanner</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/642.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=642</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;ha ha ha ha ha . Hilarious I&amp;#39;m going to copy it and send it to someone. Wait! I CAN&amp;#39;T RIGHT CLICK........thanx para&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/633.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 15:03:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:633</guid><dc:creator>DaBoobah</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/633.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=633</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL! this joke is now one of my favorites haha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/626.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:44:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:626</guid><dc:creator>DontShoot</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/626.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=626</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Hahah that made my day haha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/581.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:19:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:581</guid><dc:creator>Rush Retrospective</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/581.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=581</wfw:commentRss><description>i got 3 x 3 wrong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/577.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:15:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:577</guid><dc:creator>INOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/577.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=577</wfw:commentRss><description>Harry is smarter than me. I got them all wrong too.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/573.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:49:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:573</guid><dc:creator>DarkAstraea</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/573.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=573</wfw:commentRss><description>wow para....man....that was....like....ROFL&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/572.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:30:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:572</guid><dc:creator>Rush Retrospective</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/572.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=572</wfw:commentRss><description>lmao, wow&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Smart Harry</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/570.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:27:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:570</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/570.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=570</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, &amp;quot;Harry, what&amp;#39;s your problem?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry answered, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I&amp;#39;m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal&amp;#39;s office. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.&amp;nbsp; If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Principal: &amp;quot;What is 3 x 3?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;9.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Principal: &amp;quot;What is 6 x 6?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;36.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, &amp;quot;I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks says to the principal, &amp;quot;Let me ask him some questions.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal and Harry both agreed. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks asks, &amp;quot;What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry, after a moment: &amp;quot;Legs.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: &amp;quot;What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry replied: &amp;quot;Pockets.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: &amp;quot;What does a dog do that a man steps into?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;Pants.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;Coconut.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: &amp;quot;What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal&amp;#39;s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, &amp;quot;Bubble gum.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: &amp;quot;What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;Shake hands.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal was trembling. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ms. Brooks: &amp;quot;What word starts with an &amp;#39;F&amp;#39; and ends in &amp;#39;K&amp;#39; that means a lot of heat and excitement?&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry: &amp;quot;Firetruck.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, &amp;quot;Put Harry in the fifth-grade. I got the answers to the last seven questions wrong...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>