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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Stress Relief - Humor/Fun</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspx</link><description>Got Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>Re: Business 101</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/778.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 12:29:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:778</guid><dc:creator>Rush Retrospective</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/778.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=778</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;it was actually Rush, but what would you expect from a teacher.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Business 101</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/689.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 03:31:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:689</guid><dc:creator>Reign</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/689.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=689</wfw:commentRss><description>wow&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Business 101</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/675.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 20:57:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:675</guid><dc:creator>DaBoobah</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/675.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=675</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;lol thats a good one! haha i like it&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Business 101</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/673.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 17:47:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:673</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/673.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=673</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;One morning a kindergarten Teacher said to her class of 5-year-olds, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;ll give $5.00 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, &amp;quot;It was St. Patrick.&amp;quot; The Teacher said, &amp;quot;Sorry Sean, that&amp;#39;s not correct.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, &amp;quot;It was St. Andrew.&amp;quot; The Teacher replied, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m sorry, Hamish, that&amp;#39;s not right either.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, &amp;quot;It was Jesus Christ.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The teacher said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I&amp;#39;ll give you the $5.00&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, &amp;quot;You know, Marvin, since you&amp;#39;re Jewish, I was very surprised you said &amp;#39;Jesus Christ&amp;#39;.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marvin replied, &amp;quot;Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.......&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>