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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Stress Relief - Humor/Fun</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspx</link><description>Got Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>Re: A simple Explanation of Marketing</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/995.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:51:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:995</guid><dc:creator>DaBoobah</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/995.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=995</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;lol i like those explanations.. but i especially like the 10th one.. cuz its sooooooooo true lol.. GJ to&amp;nbsp;whoever&amp;nbsp;came up with&amp;nbsp;this&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>A simple Explanation of Marketing</title><link>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/932.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:46:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:932</guid><dc:creator>ParaDOX</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/932.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&amp;PostID=932</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,geneva"&gt;1. You&amp;#39;re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m fantastic in bed.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Direct Marketing.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;2. You&amp;#39;re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, &amp;quot;She&amp;#39;s fantastic in bed.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Advertising.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, &amp;quot;Hi, I&amp;#39;m fantastic in bed.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Telemarketing.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, &amp;quot;May I?&amp;quot; and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your *** lightly against his arm, and then say, &amp;quot;By the way, &lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m fantastic in bed.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Public Relations.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;5. You&amp;#39;re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you&amp;#39;re fantastic in bed.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,geneva"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Brand Recognition. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;6. You&amp;#39;re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That&amp;#39;s a Sales Rep. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;7. Your friend can&amp;#39;t satisfy him so he calls you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,geneva"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Tech Support. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;8. You&amp;#39;re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you&amp;#39;re passing., so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m fantastic in bed!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,geneva"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s Junk Mail. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s the Governor of California.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That&amp;#39;s America&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>