https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/50.aspxGot Jokes or Flash Games? Post them here, I dont have to remind you to keep it clean do I?enCommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/961.aspxThu, 28 Jun 2007 16:45:55 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:961DarkAstraea0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/961.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=961<p>Damn...who would&#39;ve ever guessed a cat could think so competitively. O well...FISH for the win hehe<br /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/960.aspxWed, 27 Jun 2007 19:34:27 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:960Troop0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/960.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=960<p>ROFLMAO!</p> <p>That&#39;s why dogs are better, they never see it coming...</p> <p>...</p> <p>...</p> <p>shhh...</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/959.aspxWed, 27 Jun 2007 16:03:08 GMTb2ff3ccb-892e-4ceb-9a77-e4f6e73f7f60:959ParaDOX0https://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/thread/959.aspxhttps://www.paradisesgarage.com:443/mcweb2/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=50&PostID=959<p><strong>Excerpts from a Dog&#39;s Diary:</strong></p> <p>8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! </p> <p>9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! </p> <p>9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! </p> <p>10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! </p> <p>12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! </p> <p>1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! </p> <p>3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! </p> <p>5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! </p> <p>7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! </p> <p>8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! </p> <p>11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!<br /></p> <p><strong>Excerpts from a Cat&#39;s Diary:</strong></p> <p>Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. </p> <p>Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. </p> <p>Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &quot;good little hunter&quot; I am. Bastards! </p> <p>There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &quot;allergies.&quot; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. </p> <p>Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. </p> <p>I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.&nbsp; The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>