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'Twas the Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, There were bottles and butts left around by some louse. And the best fifth I'd hidden by the chimney with care, had been snatched by some bum who'd found it right there. My pals, guy's and gal's, had been poured in their beds, to wake
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Because Guitar Hero and Rock Band are for people who don't know how to play the real instuments, to play Keyboard Hero you would have to know how to actually "play" the keyboard, kinda defeats the purpose.
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I really tried to stay out of the whole "bacon" thing but I gotta say Troop, that was waaaay too much information.
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see
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"Shooting Babies" The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
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Go ahead, ask yourself how it's possible that the most comprehensive list of 360 release dates anywhere on the web could turn up on the PG site. The answer, in a word, INOX. Ace Combat 6 11/13/07 Age of Conan: Hyborian Online 2/8/08 All Pro Football 2K8 8/14/07 Alone in the Dark 11/1/07 Army of Two 11/1/07 Assasin's Creed 9/25/07 The Bigs 6
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Please, don't get me started, I already have no life.
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I clicked on "hilarious" but only if it's a true story.
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ummmmmmm what?
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A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says "Where did you get that?" The frog says "Are you kidding? They're all over Brooklyn."