How to clean your toilet efficiently.

 I got this joke a while ago in an email- it's my favorite!

Please don't really try this, you'll be arrested.

1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl and add a couple of capfuls of shampoo to the water.

2. Go to the other room where the cat is sleeping, pick it up and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (You may need to stand on the lid, afterwards). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
(This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse")

5. Have someone open the closest door to the outside (Be sure that no one is between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where it will dry itself. After this procedure, both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!

I don't get it... everytime I put a cat in the toilet and flush it, the cat seems to disappear?! Please help me, I'm running out of cats.

 

PS. the toilet is clean though, very clean.
 

Well for all you coke drinkers there is another way to clean ur toilet. Pour a can of coke in the toilet and let it sit for I believe 1 - 3 days and your toilet will be cleaned. You can cycle through toilets while you are doing this to make it more efficient. Piece out and happy pouring.

well i always thought that u had to dip the cat in oxyclean which would make the cleaning much much better beacuse u have the power of the cat, shampoo, and OXYCLEAN

how about bathe the cat in beer, oxyclean, and some random shampoo and then flush the toilet.

meh, only if u like it to be sparkaly clean and smell like beer,

i dont know what the smell of beer will do to u on the toilet, should try it out

wait wait wait...... everytime i do this, the cat doesnt go outside, it comes straight after me and looks like it wants to kill me, then when it gets up to me it trys to attack me, y does this happen?????

what r u saying?

Is it a new cat? If so, he's showing the same similarities as our noob cats. Give it a month or 2 and it will get used to it.

its not a new cat, what should i do i had it for like 10 years and t still attacks me, yet still sleeps by my side at night,  why???