How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On

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DarkAstraea Posted: 03-10-2008 9:24 PM

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I Gots 22s



Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? 多分そして。
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oh well.. i got 28.. is that supposed to be good or bad??
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 lol ur a bad boy frenchy =O

Other stats that i did:

64% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse
60% to be used effectively as a Human Shield
$4515 for my Dead Body
 



Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? 多分そして。
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lol yeah.. im BAD

but uhm.. where do u take those quizzes at??

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 scroll down fool!



Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? 多分そして。
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lol thx..

 so.. i took those other tests and:

88% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse (Resident Evil, here I come!)
85% to be used effectively as a Human Shield (I'm not sure I like that one)
$5400 for my Dead Body (Yes, I know.. I'm sexy Stick out tongue)

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aww man i can only take on 23 kids Sad

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i got 73% chances of survivng a zombie attack (not terribly good odds)

53% effectiveness as a human shield

and my dead body would be worth $4675

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lol frenchy.....i am so gonna kill u first when i turn into a zombie 



Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? 多分そして。
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lol.. forget it.. 1st thing im gonna do is hunt u down and THEN im gonna find a nice place to hide lol..

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 psh...i aint your ordinary zombie....u've seen me in cs i'll speed hax u like there's a paradox in town



Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? 多分そして。
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DaBoobah:

lol thx..

 so.. i took those other tests and:

88% to Survive a Zombie Apocalpyse (Resident Evil, here I come!)
85% to be used effectively as a Human Shield (I'm not sure I like that one)
$5400 for my Dead Body (Yes, I know.. I'm sexy Stick out tongue)


The reason that you have a high chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, is because zombies have a weak for cross-dressers. And since your fat butt blocks all incoming missiles, you would be quite effective as a human shield too.
 And the only reason why your dead body is worth so much, is because it's full of lead after dark is done with you. hmmph

Doded says NO!

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Ouch. Shot down. Hard. (Like there's a soft way to be shot down by a Hyenapult).

Just so you know, I'm not only useless in games, I'm even more useless in real life!

I can take on 16 five year olds.
I have a 43% chance to survive a zombie apocalypse.
I am 31% effective as a human shield.

Uhhh...my dead body is worth $5550, however I do prefer to be kept alive for the rest of my life.

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This is a weird game. It's so not reality based.

Try this site: http://www.howmanyhyenasdoesittaketokill50005yearolds.nl

The answer I got was 11.7 hyenas.

 

Other stats I got:

 -   Zombies have a 0.0012% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse when hyenas are in town

 -   Hyenas are 100% effective as a shield for Doded

 -   A hyena's dead body is worth... more than yours.
 

Now that's a fun game. (PS. site might not work if you're not an hyena) 

Doded says NO!

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Doded:


The reason that you have a high chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, is because zombies have a weak for cross-dressers. And since your fat butt blocks all incoming missiles, you would be quite effective as a human shield too.
 And the only reason why your dead body is worth so much, is because it's full of lead after dark is done with you. hmmph

 

Damn doded! Why are you so mean to me!!! Crying I thought you had let go of this cross-dresser thing!!! And please, don't be laughing at my fatt butt, it's kind of a sensitive subject to me Tongue Tied

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i could take on 30 5 year olds... i use to do tae kwon do.... :-D

 

Approximately 145,567 people died worldwide on December 16, 1988. (should i feel bad?) 

Approximately 146,569 people died worldwide on March 19, 1990. (my gf's isn't that much different. but looks like she's more morbid... haha)

  Congratulations! Your body is 75% effective as a human shield.

You Have a 68% Chance of Survival!

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4315!

 

 

 

 i rock...

 

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